Slut skills are useful in every country.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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