The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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