forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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