We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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