I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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