doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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