She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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