I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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