Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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