i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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