Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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