if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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