what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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