i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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