Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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