We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
tell me about the fingering
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