yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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