shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I've blown a few things in my day
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
