when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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