No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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