your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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