She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Randomize
