Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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