Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
