You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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