Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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