should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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