So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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