I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she told me i tasted like america
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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