So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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