just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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