We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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