The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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