Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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