Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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