Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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