I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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