Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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