is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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