she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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