The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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