Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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