Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Houston, we have a squirter
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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