he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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