you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Alive.
So much puke
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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