I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
