Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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