Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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