it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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