let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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