Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
This house was built for laser tag.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We don't watch enough power rangers
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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