his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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