You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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