I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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