Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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